Ask me anything
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Full parameter control is now finally available. Finally.
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Made With Paper
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And now, I will take your answers for a brief period.
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Personnel
The symptoms presented themeselves with the usual mishmash. Instantaneously and to devastating effect.
Mr. Thompkins asked Hendrix if he would like a glass of ice water. When there was no response Mrs.Thompkins repeated the question. The Double Neg was entered into the Dia-Port Xr for the record. He was mute, immobilized, glassy-eyed and fully-conscious, and had already started the Process as outlined in the brochure provided at orientation.
Hendrix took a moment to notice how strange it was that the interview was being conducted by a couple and had to start over.
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Fully compensated movement included at no additional charge to YOU.
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PRESENT DAY
A: I never thought this would happen, how could this happen?
X: This reminds me of something you once said.
FLASHBACK TO TWO YEARS AGO
A: In two years things are going to be a lot different, you wait and see!
X: No way!
FLASHFORWARD TO TWO YEARS and TWO MINUTES FROM THEN
A: Well, it seems I knew all along that I always knew this would happen.
X: And I, I knew that you had once known that you would turn out to know this!
A: Well here is your present.
X: Present?
A: Yes, for PRESENT DAY.
HE OPENS THE PRESENT, A VASE. IT SWALLOWS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
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Today’s third brightest idea.
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Some coins gathered for dramatic effect.
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Whistling Plane takes a stroll.
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Somewhere inside this area.
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New game
Me: “Name a meat.”Someone else: “Leg of lamb”Me: “I have never bought leg of lamb.”Someone else: “With fresh shucked peas”Me: “I did not know that peas were shucked”Someone else: “Did I win?”Me: “Yes.” -
Is it a problem? Or is it a solution in a problem costume?
– Constable Saturday
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